if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I have post one night stand depression
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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