Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I didn't notice because vodka
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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