No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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