she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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