So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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