so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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