The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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