Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I'm passing your future prison.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
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