Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
