Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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