he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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