Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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