I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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