I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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