Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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