He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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