'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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