found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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