The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
Randomize
