There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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