i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Welp...herpes.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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