Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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