Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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