Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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