if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
you stole their roomba and ran out the door so that you could 'set it free'.
we found you passed out on lawn and the roomba bouncing back and forth on the sidewalk.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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