no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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