She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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