I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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