OMG I just tried to text you something dirty but accidentally texted the obama campaign
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
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