That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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