If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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