Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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