i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
