There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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