About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
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