He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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