oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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