brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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