how can u be prego again
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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