so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
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