Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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