i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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