i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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