Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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