you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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