that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
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