Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Pants 0. Shit 1.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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