we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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