Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I'm closer to stabbing a fork in my neck than finishing this resume.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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