how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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